Release Control

May 27

Why sleep is a good thing:

  • Girl 1: If he texted me it would get him one step closer to getting into my pants.
  • Girl 2: *looks up from studying*
  • Girl 1: I mean it all basically leads there anyway. If you get to know someone well enough you start making out and stuff...*pause*...not that that means my pants would get off...my waist, and down to my ankles!
  • Girl 2: *collapses with laughter*
  • Girl 1: That just happened...